I wasn't expecting to have to write this today. I didn't really fancy having to flick on me phone, and spot some news that kinda tugs at the heart of every United fan. And everyone who shops at Asda.
WAYNE ROONEY apparently cheated on wife Coleen whilst she was pregnant with baby Kai. With some slag called Jenny. Now I read the stories, and I'll be honest, there may be a little truth, but not much.
This kiss-and-tell tart has come up with all sorts of rubbish about how Wayne used to buy pay-as-you-go phones to text her dirty messages, and used to meet her and her friend for a threesome. Also, Michael Owen and the majority of the United team had seen them together - so how come we didn't know beforehand, and nothing had leaked properly?
Load of bull if you ask me.
WAYNE ROONEY, you are the Day Dedicatee for Saturday 4th September 2010.
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