Ah, there's the evil, scathing, recession-enforcing twat.
Ah, that's better. As you can see, that burk to the right is ROBERT PESTON, the man I single-handedly blame to have created the massive furore over the recession.
Think about it. He publicised the Northern Rock crisis, and yes, we were on the verge of a downturn anyway, but why tell people to worry, and worry, and take their money out, and worry, and worry, and then near enough finish your report with THE WORLD WILL END.
Obviously , I will emphasise now, this are entirely my views, and not of any other corporation, company or organisation I am affiliated to. Seeing as we've had 'issues', let's say. I don't mean to offend, but we all have a right to free speech and to speak our minds.
But this man, who wore a brown suit last week, and I Tweeted about it being because of all the shit that comes out his gob - of which I was retweeted several times, proving its not just me - has caused catastrophic circumstances to families across the country.
Well done Rob. You always wanted to up your ego, and there you have it. Thanks for ruining my university fund, Dad's job, and also his sight. Your wonderful work blew his retina, and now he is blind in one eye.
ROBERT PESTON, you are the Day Dedicatee for Friday 6th August 2010.
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