After yesterday's brilliantly worked stunt (of which 12 people have told me they fell for it - classic!), I thought I'd apologise with a small gift. Today, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever, I have compiled THE LIST.
Now all of you will have a list. Isobel and I certainly do. You know, the list of the people you 'would' if you could. I sat down and wrote out the list of people who stuck to my rules. Yes, I have rules for my list.
They have to be people I genuinely find attractive, and also people I have liked for a little while now. Also, they can't repeat 'roles'. You'll understand in a sec.
So, here goes. A world exclusive for you!
THE GORGEOUS ONE - EVA LONGORIA PARKER
- Not only talented at what she does, but my teenage crush. Loved her since I saw the second series of Desperate Housewives, so have been in love with this woman for years.
THE MUSICAL ONE - KYLIE MINOGUE
- Musical in a nice way - there are plenty of other musicians who could have made it on! As a 41-year-old, Kylie is beautiful, and also very talented. Plus she has a cool laugh.
THE OLD ONE - EMMA THOMPSON
- It sounds so rude, but she's 50, and still absolutely stunning. A beautiful smile, and she's witty too. Class.
THE FUNNY ONE - TINA FEY
- So so quick, and so so beautiful. I only found out about ehr recently, but wow, she is really gorgeous. I would.
THE STAR ONE - BEYONCE
- Ask any bloke in the world, and this woman is on that list somewhere. Beyonce is the standard on any list. Even females. This woman is a global list star. (Oh, and has beautiful eyes too.)
THE IMPORTANT ONE - MICHELLE OBAMA
- Oh come on, I'm allowed a guilty pleasure. This woman is probably the most powerful woman in the world, and still manages to amke herself look gorgeous. Now THAT is power.
There's the 6 who start. I know, no Mariah! No Christine Bleakley either. But until a role arrives thats suitable for them, or until they do something amazing to boost up their points, then they stay off! Obviously, I'll keep updating - I'll let you know what goes on!
And there's still only one in the realistic world on my list. Thought I'd better clear that up!
Hopefully that makes up for my brilliant April Fool yesterday!
THE LIST, you are the Day Dedicatee for Friday 2nd April 2010.
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